The Christmas Invasion

Posted by jhardy at 12:48 AM on Jun 18, 2016

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All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No... It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

Fear Her

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

  • Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
  • You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

The Stolen Earth

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

Planet of the Dead

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You hit me with a cricket bat. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

  1. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!
  2. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself.
School Reunion

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? No... It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.