Planet of the Ood

Posted by jhardy at 12:48 AM on Jun 18, 2016

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I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. You've swallowed a planet!

The Unicorn and the Wasp

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

  • I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.
  • Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
  • You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
  • No... It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

Evolution of the Daleks

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. catches himself And that is not how I'm introducing myself. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

Last of the Time Lords

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Saving the world with meals on wheels. Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

  1. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
  2. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
  3. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
  4. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.
  5. Saving the world with meals on wheels.
A Good Man Goes to War

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?